Today my boyfriend bought a label maker
Someone did it. Someone finally portrayed me perfectly in a single 6 second video.
Can I Get Some Me Time ⁉..
Vine by Sino
Haha dude…you are so cute bro. Want to be my bf? Bf means brofriend, so its like double the bro. Youre my best bro dude. I love you man. I really love you so much
*goes to england*
me: excuse me, what time is it?
brit: time wots that m8?
*big ben chimes*
everyone starts to count the bongs on their fingers*
brit: OI IT’S 7 BONG
i wonder if dogs think people r cute too
if u think it’s impossible to fall asleep to heavy metal then ur completely wrong
yo fuck samsung users with the weird whistle text tone if I hear that one more time I’m going to drop kick your android into a lake
Making fun of your internet friends like
when ur friends like people who used to treat you badly
you know when you try to keep yourself from sounding disappointed and then your voice does the wobbly thing and fuCK
Ppl rly be like “oppa said he likes sweet pure girls!” Oppa likes titties and ass And some of them like dick honey he fuckin lied on camera bc his mama was watchin And didn’t want her to know he keeps lube in his bedside table
me as hell